Dooberville, GA – (satireworld.com)
As an almost perfect ending to what’s being called ‘Witch Hunt Wednesday,’ SatireWorld editor Bargis Tryhol has gone on public record saying that he ‘slipped the eel to’ Justice Elena Kagan back in 1982 while getting a mocha shake at a local Arbys!
Short on details, Tryhol promises more revelations immediately after future Justice Kavanaugh is seated on the bench. Until then, eager readers will have to satisfy themselves by reading press releases from Michael Avenatti, the attorney for Stormy Daniels.